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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Do individuals with borderline personality disorder have awareness of their actions or do they believe their behavior is normal?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Should we consider deporting democrats to Canada?

Just Forget it!

No go.

Still no good

How can the democrats say Mr. Trump is bad when he is already fixing this country again and he's not even president yet?

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Elon Musk’s xAI could become the fourth hectocorn, as it seeks $113 billion valuation in small share sale - Sherwood News

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How did you become popular in school?

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

You hold the door open for a lady and she stops in her tracks and screams at you, ‘Don’t hold the door for me! I’ll get it myself!’ What are your feelings or immediate reaction?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

New ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Single-Player Video Game in the Works - Variety

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Your ketchup will see you now: Solid-phase properties reveal when yield stress fluids start to flow - Phys.org

Still no good.

No, not a chance

No way

Atheists, there is a god up there in heaven and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die the worst death imaginable and then to turn into a zombie all to save you from sin. Why do you reject him?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Blake Lively Insists She Is Not Dropping Emotional Distress Claims Against Justin Baldoni, Despite What His Lawyers Say & Her Lawyers Seem To Have Said - Deadline

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

What are the main issues that have historically and currently divided Republicans and Democrats?