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11.06.2025 00:34

Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Our planet’s oxygen levels will drop, and there’s no way to stop it - Boy Genius Report
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Is Billie Piper Playing the Doctor or Rose? 5 Theories About ‘Doctor Who’ Twist - TV Insider
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
‘Stick’: Apple’s Golf Comedy Scores on the Charms of Owen Wilson - Rolling Stone
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Big Cyberpunk 2077 Updates Were Thought To Be Done, But 2.3 Patch Launches Soon - GameSpot
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
iOS 19: All the rumored changes Apple could be bringing to its new operating system - TechCrunch