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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 00:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

From Trader Joe’s to Children’s Hospital, these are the Colorado locations where you could have been exposed to measles - The Denver Post

No, not a chance

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Our planet’s oxygen levels will drop, and there’s no way to stop it - Boy Genius Report

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Then came..

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Gastroenterologist says ‘more fibre means better weight control’; shares best supplement for irritable bowel syndrome | Health - Hindustan Times - Hindustan Times

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

My religion teacher said that there are no atheists because in order to reject God, you must first have a concept of God, and if you have a concept of God, you are not an atheist. In what way is this true, if at all? Why?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Ray Dalio: ‘We should be afraid of the bond market’ - CNN

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

What are the types of values?

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Is Billie Piper Playing the Doctor or Rose? 5 Theories About ‘Doctor Who’ Twist - TV Insider

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

‘Stick’: Apple’s Golf Comedy Scores on the Charms of Owen Wilson - Rolling Stone

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Big Cyberpunk 2077 Updates Were Thought To Be Done, But 2.3 Patch Launches Soon - GameSpot

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

iOS 19: All the rumored changes Apple could be bringing to its new operating system - TechCrunch