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12.06.2025 00:09

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Should we consider deporting democrats to Canada?
Just Forget it!
No go.
Still no good
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How did you become popular in school?
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
New ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Single-Player Video Game in the Works - Variety
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
No, not a chance
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
What are the main issues that have historically and currently divided Republicans and Democrats?